weekly auctions of Misfits and
Samhain records and ephemera

Static STATIC Static returns each Thursday!
See y'all on December 11th.
(email link above)

static STATIC static is a new offshoot of Ryebread Rodeo, the mail-order outfit that I started in 2006 after growing frustrated with selling on eBay. I’ve sold on Discogs since 2012, and I’ve also been posting items on Instagram for a couple years under the handle @ryebreadrodeo. Based on the recent acquisition of a monumental Misfits collection and some sick Samhain stacks, I decided to try a longer form, slower burn approach to selling these fiendish bonzers.- Ryan Richardson
Items will be listed with a starting price (e.g. "best offer over $500") for a four-day period beginning on Thursdays and ending on Sundays. Bidders should email their offers directly to me at the address below. Bid increments will be based on the item price, usually at least 10%.Around noon CST each Sunday, I will contact the two top bidders. The second highest bidder will be given another chance to bid. If the second bidder declines further bids, the auction ends. If the second bidder carries on bidding, both bidders may continue bidding until someone taps out. If ten minutes elapse without a bid, the auction ends. Final price and identity of the winning bidder will remain confidential.CAVEAT CONSILIUM. More so than any other punk rock collecting realms that I inhabit, the Misfits world can be a snake pit. That guy whissssspering in your ear that an item is not all that rare — or not even the real deal — may be the same guy trying to buy it for himself. I’ve seen this scenario firsthand. Fiend Club indeed. Everything that I list is fully vetted and unconditionally guaranteed authentic.Bids and inquiries should be sent to [email protected]
Payment is expected on the day the auction ends unless other arrangements have been made in advance. I'm always willing to work out a payment schedule on pricier pieces so long as the installments are punctual.Sales tax applies only to Texas residents who must pay 8.25% on top of the final price.Flat rate shipping for most items will be $10. Upgraded options (e.g. overnight shipping, in-person delivery) are available at cost and at the buyer's discretion.My preferred payment method for US buyers is Zelle, which is baked into online banking at most major banks and many credit unions. Due to daily limits varying by institution, pricier items may require payment via bank-to-bank wire transfer or bank-issued cashier’s check. I’ll also accept PayPal and Venmo from established customers familiar with the usual payment routines of each. My preferred payment method for international buyers is Wise.